




* The distance from University + Fairview to the Mississippi River is about a mile as the crow flies rat tunnels. Unless he started where the Mississippi passes by downtown St Paul; then it is closer to 4 miles. Happily for him, the Twin Cities is experiencing a bit of a drought, so there was no danger of the tunnels flooding.
This is giving me all the shudders…
Oh, no, no, no. Fellow claustrophobe here.