Smokey in bullet form.

  • Smokey:  We are all set for our old age because what are the two things that old people have trouble with? Their health and their tech. We have one son who is a doctor and one who is a computer engineer.
  • Smokey: When I pick up a People or Us magazine, the only part that makes sense to me are the obituaries.
  • Smokey is kind of a pokey driver. So imagine how surprised we were when we were pulled over by a highway patrolman for going 76 in a 60 zone on our way Up North last week.
  • He was a bit more conscientious about using the cruise control after that.
  • Before he vacuums the bedroom he goes over the carpet with a dog brush. If he doesn’t do that, the bag in the vacuum fills up too fast. He does the majority of the housework.
  • He bought some xxxxx packets a couple weeks ago. He also does most of the cooking and all of the grocery shopping.
  • No, he is not available to all youse guys. He’s mine and I do not plan to ever let go.
  • Anyway.
  • The xxx packets are a lot like ramen, but better.
  • He got some pad thai ones and some sweet chili ones.
  • They are so darned good we have had them for dinner ever since if neither of us feels like cooking.
  • Highly recommend!

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4 Responses to Smokey in bullet form.

  1. Kathleen Walsh says:

    Smokey may have been in a hurry to get to your vacation! On the other hand, when cruising down a highway with no stop lights to look out for, it is easy to go a bit heavier on the gas pedal without even realizing what is happening cause the ride stays so smooth. I bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner 11 years ago precisely to save money on those darn vacuum bags. I just dump the debris from the canister into the garbage and presto, ready to go again. It has been a huge saving for us. Smokey’s cooking and house cleaning is how you have so much time to read and knit. What a gem!

  2. Kat says:

    Smokey in Bullet Form is a wonder! Now I am off to find these wonder xxxxxxxxx packets of noodles! Thank you!

  3. Mary Jo says:

    We have 2 golden retrievers and a LOT of fur on the floors. The power head of our vac gets clogged with the fur. We use a carpet rake. The nice long handle makes it easy to pick up fur off the carpets. Amazon has them for less than $20. We have help with the cleaning. My husband does the shopping and cooking and driving for curb side pick up. Laundry and kitchen clean up are my jobs.

  4. Gayle says:

    You chose wisely, all those years ago!

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