Smokey in bullet form.

Smokey: We are all set for our old age because what are the two things that old people have trouble with? Their health and their tech. We have one son who is a doctor and one who is a computer engineer.
Smokey: When I pick up a People or Us magazine, the only part that makes sense to me are the obituaries.
Smokey is kind of a pokey driver. So imagine how surprised we were when we were pulled over by a highway patrolman for going 76 in a 60 zone on our way Up North last week.
He was a bit more conscientious about using the cruise control after that.
Before he vacuums the bedroom he goes over the carpet with a dog brush. If he doesn’t do that, the bag in the vacuum fills up too fast. He does the majority of the housework.
He bought some xxxxx packets a couple weeks ago. He also does most of the cooking and all of the grocery shopping.
No, he is not available to all youse guys. He’s mine and I do not plan to ever let go.
Anyway.
The xxx packets are a lot like ramen, but better.
He got some pad thai ones and some sweet chili ones.
They are so darned good we have had them for dinner ever since if neither of us feels like cooking.
Highly recommend!

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Kathleen Walsh says:

November 2, 2021 at 05:50

Smokey may have been in a hurry to get to your vacation! On the other hand, when cruising down a highway with no stop lights to look out for, it is easy to go a bit heavier on the gas pedal without even realizing what is happening cause the ride stays so smooth. I bought a Dyson vacuum cleaner 11 years ago precisely to save money on those darn vacuum bags. I just dump the debris from the canister into the garbage and presto, ready to go again. It has been a huge saving for us. Smokey’s cooking and house cleaning is how you have so much time to read and knit. What a gem!
Kat says:

November 2, 2021 at 06:30

Smokey in Bullet Form is a wonder! Now I am off to find these wonder xxxxxxxxx packets of noodles! Thank you!
Mary Jo says:

November 2, 2021 at 09:31

We have 2 golden retrievers and a LOT of fur on the floors. The power head of our vac gets clogged with the fur. We use a carpet rake. The nice long handle makes it easy to pick up fur off the carpets. Amazon has them for less than $20. We have help with the cleaning. My husband does the shopping and cooking and driving for curb side pick up. Laundry and kitchen clean up are my jobs.
Gayle says:

November 2, 2021 at 11:24

You chose wisely, all those years ago!