It’s slightly worrisome that, in order for us to survive as a species, spouses and daughters or sons must scour Etsy for Venom-themed masks so that their 52-year-old packaging-engineer husbands and fathers can feel gender-secure when they pop out to Safeway for some milk.
Oh, that last one. So horrifyingly true…
Yup. I also must apologize to horror movie/book plots now. All of those too stupid to live characters we complain about? Yeah. They’re alive and well (for now) and refusing to wear a mask.
Oh heavens, I needed a laugh today.