Happy Mother’s Day to everyone who mothers a child. Or ever did. Or who might someday.

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Things I did not get for Mother’s Day:

  • Giraffe-favored lollipops
  • A dishwasher that does windows
  • Moon rock earrings
  • Smoke alarm that plays the Notre Dame fight song
  • Jacket made of meerkat pelts
  • Durian perfume
  • Bed O’ Nails® mattress

Happy Mom’s Day to you all!

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5 Responses to Happy Mother’s Day to everyone who mothers a child. Or ever did. Or who might someday.

  1. Diane Nelson says:

    Happy Mothers Day to you as well albeit a Hallmark Holiday,

  2. gayle says:

    Happy Mama Day to you, too! I’m spending mine with my youngest and having a lovely time!

  3. You list is so funny

  4. k says:

    And to you also.
    Also, where can one get moon rock earrings?

  5. Nicole says:

    LOL! Love your list. Happy Mother’s Day!

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