Daily Archives: May 12, 2019

Happy Mother’s Day to everyone who mothers a child. Or ever did. Or who might someday.

Things I did not get for Mother’s Day: Giraffe-favored lollipops A dishwasher that does windows Moon rock earrings Smoke alarm that plays the Notre Dame fight song Jacket made of meerkat pelts Durian perfume Bed O’ NailsĀ® mattress Happy Mom’s … Continue reading

Posted in Silliness | 5 Comments