You may be able to use this someday.
A very important message.
Okay, imma gonna drown you with Caucasian Scriptures:
Subtitles rock.
Get real.
Get real redux.
Pretending.
Granny.
Who knew?
Correlation.
America vs. Oz.
Science.
1870.
Comeback.
Smart woman & cat.
Yacht.
Penguins.
Smartie.
Doc says.
kmkat & her kneedles 
You can drown me any time!
And ‘tradition’ makes me want to embroider a sampler to hang on the wall!
“Tradition” : WOW.
My faith in humanity is restored. At least partially.
Awesome “message”! I might have to cross-stitch that…