I couldn’t sleep the other night. As I lay there I kept writing stuff in my head; not wanting to lose my deathless prose, I grabbed my iPad — which largely lives next to my bed — and sent myself several emails. Without paying much attention to my typing.

Here is what I typed:

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Safe to say I was writing about gun ownership, but beyond that it gets muddy real fast.