But first, some Monday mutterings.
- Idiot :: hat.
- Starving :: children in Africa.
- December :: madness.
- Choose :: your dreams.
- Dreams :: not responsible for.
- Clash :: London Calling.
- White :: Christmas.
- Meticulous :: persnickety.
- Bus :: pass.
- Insubordination :: fun.
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Hungry? How about a cheeses of the world gift basket, $90 – $999.
Also, a knitter's gift basket. $48 – $480. Again, a bargain. (I imagine Fran Drescher saying that in her Nanny voice.)
And finally, best of all; the gift of peace on earth, only $850. A bargain at a gazillion times the price.
Heifer International is there all year long. If your Christmas budget doesn't allow for a gift now, remember them next March. Or July. Etc.