Tax chuckles.

In fourth quarter 2011, MNCPA [Minnesota Society of CPAs] surveyed members to identifythe most creative tax deductions proposed by clients. Survey results are being shared with the media as part of the MNCPA's tax campaign promoting hiring a CPA for tax preparation. Following is the MNCPA list of strange deductions for 2011. It's a good bet that many of these deductions would have triggered a letter from the IRS had a CPA not intervened and encouraged the tax filers to not include them on their returns.

1. Questionable dependents. One woman wanted to include the months she was pregnant, even though she relinquished rights upon the child's birth; another taxpayer wanted to claim his elected official because he "pays his salary;" and one taxpayer wanted to claim a former spouse.

2. Charitable donations? The market value of whole blood that the taxpayer donated; a $100,000 deduction for burning down an old cabin; gambling losses; private school tuition; and raffle tickets.

3. "Fido" as a business expense. Pets proved popular with taxpayers wanting to deduct everything from pet food to vet bills.

4. Inflated mileage calculations. A handyman proposed taking a $25,000 mileage deduction, even though he had only $10,000 in revenue. He justified it by saying he drove 50,000 business miles in one year.

5. Creative medical expenses. A rental house in Arizona; an in-ground swimming pool without a doctor's order; a spouse's drug habit; breast implants and tummy tucks.

6. Investment or not? An attorney's fees for a divorce, considered an "investment" by the former spouse.

7. Business travel and entertainment deductions. A personal luxury car; three country club memberships; a motor home; and the full cost of a wedding.

 

The saddest part? I didn't even find these funny. They all just sounded like part of a normal day's work…

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0 Responses to Tax chuckles.

  1. cursingmama says:

    All i want to do is claim the kid that lives with me. I feed him, clothe him, insure him and do not charge him rent… but, because he is 19, had a part time job and was not in school… no deduction for me 😦

  2. Jen says:

    So…I can’t claim Blago as a dependent?

  3. I can’t claim a tummy tuck? Well now, that just seems “unreasonable!”

  4. Jocelyn says:

    You’ve taken this kind of “wouldya look at people” list and given it a whole new spin here…I had NEVER thought before about the propositions you, in your job, have to fend off.
    Deducting a tummy tuck has my attention, though. Wanna do my taxes?

  5. Carrie#K says:

    They do sound sadly the norm.
    But yay! tax season is over! and you have shoes that need miles of iCord to lace up. What? you don’t have a pair yet???

  6. bullwinkle says:

    Ned should be a tax deduction. It’s like have a problem teenager.

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